...your fingers are stronger than your arms.
...Rubixing is your primary form of exercise.
...you look forward to February for the Oscars more than the Superbowl.
...your favorite sport is Quidditch.
...the only one standing at your kinda concert is the conductor.
...you can name all the Simpsons regulars.
...your favorite “book” looks anything like this.
...your film collection contains anything from the following genres: documentary, foreign, experimental, silent or hentai.
...you know where your calculator is right now.
...you just panicked and frantically located your calculator.